Six words story, an exercise

Six Word Stories 是一個英國微型故事創作計劃，得在六個字內把故事說完。

這是超棒的練習。我也想玩：

1. She jumped, I didn't.

2. Only his purple heart came home.

3. "I love you." "Thank you."

4. After honeymoon, he came home alone.

5. Can't afford box for diamond ring.

6. "Your text was read." No reply.

7. No women are created equal.

8. All his promises failed. She stayed.

9. "I have a dream." "Why bother?"

10. "The light is already turned on."

11. I made my rapist breakfast.

12. "Monolingual, says who?" "I know Python."

13. What's your second language? Javascript.

14. Arrested, for looking like a terrorist.